Privacy Policy

1. Kya Kya Uthaya Jaata Hai?

Hum sirf itna collect karte hain:

• Aapka Vote: Kaunse party ko diya. Ye toh obvious hai, bhai.
• Fingerprint: Device fingerprint, not your actual thumb. Relax.
• IP Address: Taaki ek phone se 500 vote na ho jaye.
• Vote ka Samay: Raat ke 3 baje vote kar rahe ho? Interesting.

2. Cookies? Nahi, Samosa!

Hum cookies use nahi karte. Par agar aapko cookies khilani hain, toh humne browser ke through ek chhota sa localStorage rakh diya hai taaki aap dobara vote na kar sako. Ye democracy hai, repeat telecast nahi.

3. Data Kahan Bhejte Hain?

Supabase ke paas. Unka server Singapore mein hai. Shayad. Ya Germany. Ya moon pe. Humein bhi nahi pata exactly kahan, bas free tier mila toh use kar rahe hain.

4. Third-Party Sharing

Hum aapka data kisi bhi political party ko nahi bechte. Kyunki:

• Unke paas already WhatsApp University se data hai.
• Hum satirical website hain, unke liye serious nahi hain.
• Humein paise nahi milne wale iske.

5. Data Security

Humein hackers se darr nahi lagta. Kyunki:

• Isme koi Aadhaar number nahi hai.
• RLS (Row Level Security) on hai. Google kar lo kya hota hai.
• Jo hacker is site ko hack karega, usse paise ki jagah bas cockroach aur lotus emojis milenge.

6. Aapke Adhikar (Your Rights)

Aapke paas ye adhikar hain:

• Vote karne ka adhikar: Sirf ek baar.
• Delete karne ka adhikar: Nahi hai. Vote gaya toh gaya, EVM machine mein koi reverse button nahi hota.
• Complaint karne ka adhikar: Karo, hum bhi sunn rahe hain. Par kuch nahi hoga. Ye parody hai.

7. Policy Update

Hum kabhi bhi ye policy badal sakte hain. Reason? "Technical reasons." Aur kya chahiye?

8. Contact

Privacy se related sawal? Contact karo. Response time: jab hum free honge. Average wait: 2029 tak.