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Headquarters
Chunav Bhawan, Sector 420
Near the imaginary metro station that was promised in 2019 but never built. Landline: Beep... beep... network unavailable. Ye bhi free service nahi hai.
Email
contact@chunav2029.fakemail.in
Response time: 5-7 business years. Agle election tak reply aa jaayega. Shayad.
Helpline
1-800-VOTE-NO-MORE
Press 1 for complaints. Press 2 for more complaints. Press 3 to hear "Aapka call hamare liye mahatvpoorn hai" on loop for 45 minutes.
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Social Media
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- Instagram pe cockroach aesthetic nahi chalta. Maine try kiya.
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